Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Slight confusion
One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
why the television is better than the World Wide Web
|10. It doesn’t take minutes to build the picture when you change TV channels.9....
What you do best!
This suave-looking Redneck, (ok, just pretend there is one) walks into a bar and...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
A little boy and his dad are standing in line…
A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store...
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