The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Bank Robbery
A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate…
The young couple was engaged in a most affectionate embrace when therecame the sound...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has…
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work....
There was three guys, one with a rubber…
There was three guys, one with a rubber dick, one with a wooden dick,and...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!