stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady…
A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a...
Blondes in Basement
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Getting Excited at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful, warm spring morning and a man and his wife are spending...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!