The talking peanut.
This guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. As he sits drinking,...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
A Sleepwalker
A woman went to see a sex therapist with a peculiar problem.”My husband,” she...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!