My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Ass-corked
Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit…
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a...
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking…
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking. Their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got...
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...