Where’s my heart?
Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
The Rookie Cop…
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...