Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
Connecticut Crazy Law
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour....
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Two fat birds!
Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry,” said the first one.”...
Kinky Sex
There’s this young couple, Louise and Al, they’ve been married for about a year,...