How many men does it take to pop popcorn?
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
Your kid has been kidnapped
|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Can\’t Hear
Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...