Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Dumber Sex
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are man’s best friend. So which is...
Married at a Nudist Colony
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?They wanted...
Email Commandments
E-MAIL COMMANDMENTS Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line. Thou shalt edit...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Picking a punishment
This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him...