Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
A hot frog!
|Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
Like Corn Flakes
Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night…
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared....
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...