Redneck At The Bar
A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by…
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He...
Following a bitter divorce…
Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered,...
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?
What’s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says,...
Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...