A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Men Are Like Blenders
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Love Old and Feeble
Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...