Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...