It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
It all adds up!
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called...
Loving it up at 85!
At 85 years of age, a somewhat senile Morris marries Luanne, a lovely 25-year-old.Because...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...