Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...
Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Stealing from a store
|This is supposedly a true story, it happened in a small town of the...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...