The laws of golf
|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.