Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
What does a man and a floor have in common?
Q: What does a man and a floor have in common? A: You lay...