Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
A policeman was patrolling near midnight…
A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course....
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Gross Ignorance
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance?A: 144 blondes.
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...