What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing…
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
You should learn to be more polite
|One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as...