A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...
Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...