Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Fred Dingaling
Fred DingalingA local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster thanthe posted...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Majority rules
So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...