Jesus vs. Satan
One day, Jesus and Satan decided to settle which one of them was the...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it’s better to be a Woman! 1. We got off the Titanic first....
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
PMS in the bible!
The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...