Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party…
A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Work Better Than Sex
Why are some women beginning to like work better than sex?More perks, and the...