Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Did you hear about the spanish fireman…
Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and...
The Panda Bear
A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
More Attention
At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said…
Visiting a lawyer for advice, the wife said, “I want you to help me...
The baseball demands
|Top Baseball Player Demands From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...