Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Good & bad news
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
The 9 Types of Boyfriends
Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”Also known as: Mr....
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...