Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Criminal Hall of Shame
Every day, we are assaulted by stories of stupid people — many of whom...
Arguing effectively
|How to Argue Effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends....
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....