Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Chickens
Two chickens were talking and one chicken said to a the other chicken “who...
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying:...