Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)? A...
Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
Particular Kind Of Woman
The bachelor who complained that the women he selected would notremain his friend for...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...