A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...