Tire Tread Marks
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Hair on my chest
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
Chick With No Arms or Legs?
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs?A:...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...