John pulled over the car by the side of the road…
John pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Brian...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
A bumper sticker
Bumper sticker seen in Cambridge, Mass: “Re-elect President Gore in 2000″
The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
Why do gorillas have big noses?
Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office…
A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...