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One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.