Some Musical Christmas Advice
|Make out your Chopin Liszt early before Debussy season, when you have time to...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
How do faggots get a condom off?
How do faggots get a condom off? They fart.
The first engineer calls out to the other…
The first engineer calls out to the other, “Hey–Nice bike! Where did you get...