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A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...