There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
To Fry a Peter
Q: What do you use to fry a peter?A: Peter Pan.
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Banana
What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor…
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made...
Three Nuns and the Statue
There was once this guy and a girl in a car, parked neatly on...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...