16 years later
One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor...
Height Problems
A lady had a height problem – she was TOO tall, being excatly 2...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Possible IBM acronyms
|IBM: It’s Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It’s Better...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....