Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs.Q:What is...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven…
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He’s stopped atthe...
The Crook & The President
One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.All of a sudden a...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Preserving the Egg of Life
Preserving the Egg of LifeObviously, Football is a syndrome of religious rites symbolizing thestruggle...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...