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Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
A trip to Pittsburg.
There were three priests in a railroad station, all wanting to go hometo Pittsburg....
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck…
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of...