Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door…
On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
What is white and flies across the sky?
What is white and flies across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Jesus is watching You
A robber was shinning his torch around at some objects. “Jesus is watching you,”...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...