Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Shouting during sex.
Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest...
A woman strode angrily into the large…
A woman strode angrily into the large drug-store-cum-general-store, slapped a package on the counter,...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
How to Catch a White Elephant
How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!