Idiots on a desert island
Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization… Simply send 6 x 10^50...
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
When to slap a midget?
When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, “Gee, your...
College girl visits the doctor
A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
A man was complaining to a friend…
A man was complaining to a friend.”I had it all. Money, a beautiful house,...
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...