Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
The Apple explosion
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Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Texan’s guide to life
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with…
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with “Guess” on it.So I said...
Marriage Ups and Downs
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...