The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...
Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through...
Leper at the World Series
A guy with leprosy wins tickets to see the world series. But when he...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Dumb Alabama Laws
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. Dominoes...