Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...