You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Workout at the gym
|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...