From another planet
|NO ZAMBODIANS, PLEASE: Judge Rules Out Prince Mongo’s CostumeMEMPHIS, Tenn. – A judge has...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
How many men?
How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?None – it...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
An American tourist is visiting China…
An American tourist is visiting China. After visiting all the tourist attractions he decides...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...