‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Punishment that fits the crime
Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is...
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special…
Saddam HUSSEIN of Iraq wanted a special postage stamp issued,with his picture on it....
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...