Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.