Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
My dad’s a Lawyer
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking...
Locked Car
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The Diet
The Diet BREAKFAST 1/2 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz glass skim...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...