What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Knock Knock Jokes 2
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aries! Aries who? Aries a reason why I talk this...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...