How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
Don’t try this at home!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Footless Parrot
Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...